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Wednesday, February 16, 2011

8 copywriting catastrophes and how to avoid them


I'm a creature of habit. And there are 8 stupid copywriting mistakes I make with amazing consistency. Here's how I try to deal with them:


Ever use 'form' when you meant 'from'? When you do, your computer snickers to itself and mutters something like Remember that time you cursed at me because you forgot your password? Well it's payback time, sucka! Spell check THAT!


Your spell checker won't save you. Certainly not from embarrassing stuff like this:


lick here - not exactly what they intended, I think


And, of course, truly horrendous mistakes that make a 'lick here' style typo seem like nothing.


The fix. I read most of my rough drafts backwards. Yes, you heard that right. Backwards. That makes correctly-spelled typos jump out at me. It's a trick one of my best writing mentors taught me, and it works beautifully.


Just because I know the word 'pusillanimous' doesn't mean I should use it. But I admit, I still get a little thrill out of using ten syllable word. Why use 'fix' when I can use 'ameliorate'?


Here's the thing: If I'm trying to learn about, I dunno, internet marketing, then I have enough on my mind. Keep the writing simple.


The fix. I actually use a few tools to check grade level, like this text-statistics gadget. And I keep a rubber band on my wrist. Every time I use a word with more than 4 syllables, I snap the rubber band. Ouch.


Ever read something like this?


"Dramatic Technology helps clients build value by leveraging digital assets. We use our unique skill set to integrate technology and human processes for great results."


Uh, what?


I'm terrible about this. I've written entire pages of text that could apply equally well (or poorly) to fresh fruit or bicycle frames.


The fix. Write the paragraph. Show it to someone else. Ask them what you're writing about. If you're describing a car and they say "Um, a peanut farm?" you need to rethink.


I talk a lot about the blank sheet of paper test: If you write a title tag, or a paragraph, or link text, on a blank sheet of paper, the reader needs to know what it's about.


Online, your writing gets pulled apart and re-used in search results, feed readers, etc.. So you can't rely on the fact that your headline will always be right by the photo that clarifies your meaning.


Some truly dramatic fails I've seen:


"Royals to get a taste of Angels Colon"
"Supreme Court tries sodomy"
"UN to grant Taliban amnesty"


Yikes.


The fix. Use the blank sheet of paper test. That's it.


I work for hours on a piece of marketing copy. When it's done, there's no call to action. At all. It describes a company's new service in prose that would make David Ogilvy weep from on high. Everyone reads it and swoons. But no one actually does anything.


Because I didn't ask.


The fix. I wish I knew. Right now I have a sticky note on my desktop that reads "Call to action?!!!". That takes care of it. Usually.


my sticky note


Choke. Passive voice. I could write "We build web sites". But it's so much more fun to write "Web sites are built by us".


I had a Humanities professor in college who looked at me one day and said "Lurie, if you could write in active voice, you'd save 100 trees a year."


I'm paraphrasing.


For some reason, though, I can't seem to just say [SUBJECT] [VERB] [OBJECT]. I have to say [OBJECT] [PASSIVE VERB] [VERB] [SUBJECT]. If could add in more stuff, I probably would.


The fix. Back to the rubber band thing. SNAP.


I know, you're all snickering.


I once wrote a letter to an auto mechanic that started with "Dear Criminal". For some reason, he never called me back...


dear-dumbass.gif


The fix. I'm better now. I don't write truly angry. I wait a bit, simmer down, then write. Or I write, walk away, come back, revise, and then publish.


It's really, really hard for me to write something and not immediately publish it. The pressure to generate lots of useful, interesting stuff and get it out there is overwhelming.


But I know that, if I put in just 10 minutes of editing, I could turn a so-so article or report into a good one.


The fix. Stop using the internet. Seriously, I have no idea. I try to slow down now and then, but it feels like diminishing returns. Not smart, I know. Maybe you all can humiliate me if I do a lousy editing job on something?


The best way to avoid all of these copywriting disasters, of course, is practice.


If you write a lot, the chance that you'll leave in a horrific typo goes down.


Every time you remember to add the call to action, you improve the hardwired instinct to always include it.


And, the more you edit your own work, the better you get at it.


Any writing issues you have that I haven't listed? Bare your soul in the comments - it's good for you.



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